January 29, 2013.
This is Marcus. He dressed up as this monster once for Halloween and got stuck that way, like when you hold a silly face for too long.
He’s my boyfriend. Well, he’s my second boyfriend, like second breakfast. Today is bring your tiny monster boyfriend to work day.
Marcus is a little skeptical that this is actually my job. I don’t talk to anyone, I don’t help people, and overall it just doesn’t seem like a good match. I told him to just wait and see what happens in the future.
He’s sort of more of a button masher, so he probably won’t be much help today.
Marcus has decided to put down his club and spend most of the day watching traffic.
Marcus is grumpy because we are sharing lunch, and lunch is just rice with some teriyaki sauce in it. He is not impressed with my poor girl eating habits.
Hold on tight, Marcus, it’s time to go home.
Marcus is on his first ever car wash adventure. He doesn’t know what to expect, so his weapon is ready, just in case.
Home is where you rest your butt after work.